Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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