so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
