Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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