Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The air taste purple.
Randomize