girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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