My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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