found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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