She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
