Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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