Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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