love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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