sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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