She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
