Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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