I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Randomize