she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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