Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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