Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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