Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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