**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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