so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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