from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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