Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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