you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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