The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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