god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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