OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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