It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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