I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I love you.
Bad choice
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