Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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