You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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