I met the friendliest cop last night
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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