Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Randomize
