we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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