ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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