i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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