I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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