Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I bet he comes in French.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I forgot how hot balto sounded
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
