how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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