According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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