I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
