Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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