4 words: hood of his car
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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