i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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