So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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