That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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