Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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