white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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