Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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