this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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