I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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