so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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